This was sent to me in an email, I have no idea where it came from so I am unable to give credit where it is due but I laughed so much that I just had to share it with you. If you know where it originated from please let me know as I would love to let them know how brilliant I think this is.
A is for apple,
and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won’t float!
Age before beauty is what we once said, But let’s be a bit more realistic instead.
Now For The
Alphabet:
A’s for arthritis; B’s the bad back, C’s the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I’d rather not mention,
H high blood pressure–I’d rather it low.
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won’t mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L ‘s for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low.
O is for osteo, bones that don’t grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I’ll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that’s ‘dizzy,’ you know.
W for worry, now what’s going ’round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I’m left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have – in my mind!
I’ve survived all the symptoms, my body’s deployed, and I’m keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
I hope you enjoyed it too x
Hehehe! LOVED it! I’m sure you knew that I would.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I love thissssssssssssss…..Thank you….As always…XOXOXO
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Ha! Really cute! And the pics you added made it even funnier! :p
Hahahahahahaaaaaa This is to funny. Yes I relate to it all lmao I will have to steal this if thats ok??? : )
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Whewhew! SJ, this new alphabet is too close for comfort! LMAO though, it’s cracking me up! Have to let my dad read it:) He’s 88! I’m sure he’ll get a giggle out of it for sure.
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I don’t find this funny at all! Too many letters relating to me I fear.
A
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LOL… This is just perfectly stylish, fun and creative! Oh wait, what was M again? Geez! HEHE
The new alphabet ….. Loved it and perfect!
This should be the anthem of the modern day man. Well, this cracked me up completely. But this was so bloody pessimistic. Lets create another alphabet story, please.
Joy always,
Susan
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The New Alphabet… cute!
LMAO – this is hilarious! =) Sadly…I can relate to about 1/2 of the new alphabet…especially Z =) Thanks for sharing, sweetie! =) xo
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