This was sent to me in an email, I have no idea where it came from so I am unable to give credit where it is due but I laughed so much that I just had to share it with you. If you know where it originated from please let me know as I would love to let them know how brilliant I think this is.
A is for apple,
and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won’t float!
Age before beauty is what we once said, But let’s be a bit more realistic instead.
Now For TheAlphabet:
A’s for arthritis; B’s the bad back, C’s the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I’d rather not mention,
H high blood pressure–I’d rather it low.
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won’t mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L ‘s for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low.
O is for osteo, bones that don’t grow!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that’s ‘dizzy,’ you know.
W for worry, now what’s going ’round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I’m left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have – in my mind!
I’ve survived all the symptoms, my body’s deployed, and I’m keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
I hope you enjoyed it too x